Righto, here's the gist: stay left like you're avoiding your ex at a party. Slap on that race number like it's a backstage pass. Listen at the briefing—you'll regret it like a dodgy kebab if you don't. Support cars, think "film set" but less drama. And if you snag a prize, show up for it or it might just re-gift itself. Helmets off for the podium selfies, alright?